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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

dumbfricker:

larry-lovatic:

tittyfig:

tittyfig:

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year

nO

OH MY GOD

(Source: gxldwaite)

assortedtrolls:

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well
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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit)