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quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

I don’t care what you do to me, but I don’t want you to hurt me. I’ve had enough hurt already in my life. More than enough. Now I want to be happy.

Murakami, Haruki. Norwegian Wood. (via wordsnquotes)

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pot-punk:

taint3ed:

1hund:

suite-tee:

5thflo:

weeble15:

5thflo:

If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth

Or she might be doing something important..

Like tryna make another nigga cum

She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴

with another nigga

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What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then? 

a niggas busy, he got shit to do

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